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    петък, 19 април 2013 г.

    Funny Quotes


    "Always follow your brain . . .
    Your heart is stupid as fuck !"



    "I got 99 problems
    and they're all
    due Monday."




    "I got 99 problems
    and I'm not dealing
    with any of them."



    "Self control:The ability to prevent
    myself from beating the shit out of
    someone who desperately needs it."




    "Theacher:
    3xy + 2y² = a-z. Find x.
    Me:
    It’s in the middle of 3 and y."




    "Dentist:
    So what are your plans for summer ?
    Me:
    GSSGRRAFGRSV GDSGFSDFASF FAFFFYSSFFFXD.
    Dentist:
    Sounds like fun!"


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