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"Always follow your brain . . .
Your heart is stupid as fuck !"



"I got 99 problems
and they're all
due Monday."




"I got 99 problems
and I'm not dealing
with any of them."



"Self control:The ability to prevent
myself from beating the shit out of
someone who desperately needs it."




"Theacher:
3xy + 2y² = a-z. Find x.
Me:
It’s in the middle of 3 and y."




"Dentist:
So what are your plans for summer ?
Me:
GSSGRRAFGRSV GDSGFSDFASF FAFFFYSSFFFXD.
Dentist:
Sounds like fun!"


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