Funny quotes

"We all have that one friendthat needs to learn how towhisper :/"


"In a group picture, there’s always that person
who does the peace sign."



"I once had a life . . .
then some idiot came and 
told me to make a FACEBOOK account!"


"When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room."


"I am not high maintenance
you just have low standards."



"I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex . . .
I was just thinking of baby names 
in case you get pregnant!"
Funny quotes

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