неделя, 21 април 2013 г.

Funny Quotes


"Admit it you’ve raised your hand to answer the obvious question so you don’t get called on later."

"I wish I could go back to the day I met you… and walk the hell away."

"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year."

"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce!"

"Don’t be too confident when someone tells you that they love you, the real question is “until when?” sometimes it’s just like seasons."


Friend:
“Where are you?”
Me:
“Robbing a bank.”
Friend:
“Omg really?”
ME:
“No wtf! You called my house phone where do you think I am?!”



"Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home."


"If you don’t like me: -Take a map -Get a car -Drive to → HELL!! Have a nice trip."

"I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit I should have said."

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