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    неделя, 21 април 2013 г.

    Funny Quotes


    "Admit it you’ve raised your hand to answer the obvious question so you don’t get called on later."

    "I wish I could go back to the day I met you… and walk the hell away."

    "I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year."

    "Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce!"

    "Don’t be too confident when someone tells you that they love you, the real question is “until when?” sometimes it’s just like seasons."


    Friend:
    “Where are you?”
    Me:
    “Robbing a bank.”
    Friend:
    “Omg really?”
    ME:
    “No wtf! You called my house phone where do you think I am?!”



    "Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left.
    So they started crying and headed home."


    "If you don’t like me: -Take a map -Get a car -Drive to → HELL!! Have a nice trip."

    "I hate how after an argument I think of more clever shit I should have said."

    Funny quotes 4 fun

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