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    Funny Quotes

    "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
    She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

    "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

    "Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."

    "A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'"

    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

    "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
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