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    Senior trying to set password

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    Senior trying to set password

    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

    USER: cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

    USER: boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

    USER: 1 boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

    USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case  character.

    USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

    USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss!

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

    USER:ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

    WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use. 

    ★     ---------------     ★


    I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
    There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
       
    She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat  dolla fo yen.
    Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
       
    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." 

    The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"  

    ★     ---------------     ★

    One day I was walking down the beach with
    Some friends when someone shouted.....
    'Look at that dead bird!'
    Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

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