Sharks are not so bad.If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the F word??? Get another sweet little 80-year old lady to yell “BINGO!!!”
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I told my wife the truth.I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.Then she told me the truth:that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.