Quotes to make you laugh
"I grew up with six brothers.
That’s how I learned to dance –waiting for the bathroom."
- Bob Hope
"Next week I'm going on a diet,
you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate."
I never apologize.
but that’s just the way I am..
"If you even dream of beating me
you’d better wake up and apologize."
- Muhammad Ali
"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- June Henderson
"You want a friend in Washington?
Get a dog."
- Harry S. Truman
"At every party, there are two kinds of people
those who want to go home
and those who don’t.
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."